REDEMPTION - No longer worst president of the Modern Age, having been displaced by "Hope and Change"
911 FIRST RESPONDERS - Your request for health care from ailments directly related to your acts of heroism have been denied v/r The GOP
MILITANT MUSLIMS VS MILITANT ATHEISTS - Grab the popcorn and enjoy the show! This fight's gonna be GOOOOOOOD! Fight location: France
WINNING - Apparently not just for winners any longer. Actually, its the new losing, you just call it whateer you like.
PRESIDENT'S DAY - The Presidents stop here.
STUMPING FOR SECOND WORST - Jimmy is smelling a victory here soon.. wanting to hand his trophy over to Barack as 'worst ever'.
THE TRICKLE DOWN EFFECT - Hey Republictards, this is what it really looks like.